I haven't done a Not Me Monday in awhile, I miss it. Definitely looking forward to putting this back in to my Monday posts. Enjoy!
Last week I did not almost have a heart attack while taking a nice leisurely, or should I say stressful, walk with my sons around the block. I did not scream "Wait! Wait! Wait" in absolute terror when Benji ran out in front of a minivan. I did not first, thank my lucky stars that the driver of the minivan heard me, and second, scream in Benji's face about the dangers of cars, for the umpteenth time. I did not swear off walks with the kids. Nope, not me!
I would never just get jeans on and throw water in my hair to make it look like I have been ready to go all morning when I have to get Oscar at the bus stop. I do not just put my PJ's right back on as soon as I get back inside. Not me, never!
When little Oscar clogged the toilet last week, using way too much toilet paper, I did not just leave it until hubby came home. That would be rude, not me, I would never do that!
I can not help but wonder what a house with little girls would be like instead. I'm sure that the bathrooms would not smell like pee and not need to be scrubbed down on a daily basis. I do not ever let my bathrooms smell like pee. Nope, not me!
Don't forget to head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.